Post by Alisha on Jun 25, 2012 22:25:38 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 444px; width: 457px; padding-top: 10; padding-bottom: 10;] Ivy Amelia Everdeen @ivy_thetechbitch I like computers, sex, and bitching people out when they deserve it. What else is there to know? Oh. Cookies. I love cookies. 31 Tweets 17 Following 9 Followers ivy_thetechbitch I love my cousin, seriously. LOVE THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HIM. Happy Birthday to Ivy! 22 Jun thenoahtyler @ivy_thetechbitch Sure. It's your birthday after all. :D 21 Jun ivy_thetechbitch @thenoahtyler NO WAY?! ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS? 21 Jun thenoahtyler @ivy_thetechbitch I'm sure I could help my cousin out a little. I'm certainly capable. 20 Jun ivy_thetechbitch Someone wanna get me Escala for my birthday? Noahhh... you've got bank! And you love me! #twodays 20 Jun ivy_thetechbitch Looking at Escala... This place is so fancy. Someday, Ivy, someday. #young #needabetterjob 19 Jun ivy_thetechbitch Am I crazy for thinking the landlord at Ambrosia Cove is adorable? She's just so tiny and granny-like! 17 Jun ivy_thetechbitch Shout out to my cous Hunter! Happy 24th, you old fart! 16 Jun ivy_thetechbitch YES! Apartment hunting! This bitch is moving on up in this world. #lifesgood 14 Jun ivy_thetechbitch @punkrockprincess You do! You know you're only friends that little shit I call a brother because you love me! 10 Jun ivy_thetechbitch Oh come on @punkrockprincess... you know you wannnaa! 10 Jun ivy_thetechbitch I swear, I'm not a bitch ALL of the time. I clean up after myself, and I know how to get free movies! *wink wink* 10 Jun ivy_thetechbitch Thinking of getting my own place... Anyone want to live with Ivy? 10 June ivy_thetechbitch So what if I like to belt out Imagine Dragons in my underwear? 8 Jun ivy_thetechbitch Holy hell hangover, let up a bit, would ya? #collegegirllproblems 5 Jun ivy_thetechbitch Wtf. How did I end up at Ame's place? And where hell are my clothes? 5 Jun ivy_thetechbitch I should put the phone down before I start drunken tweeting/texting. Going to end up on TFLN for sure. 5 Jun ivy_thetechbitch Getting guys to buy me drinks is quite entertaining. @amedonis Sound familiar? ;D 4 Jun goodgollymissmolly @ivy_thetechbitch LOL. I'm sure Cole could be persuaded, given a little push. ;) Wait... what the hell am I saying? NO IVY, YOU NAUGHTY LITTLE GIRL. 4 Jun ivy_thetechbitch @goodgollymissmolly You think your brother would serve me alcohol if I begged him? XD Heading to Elixir, anyone wanna join in? 4 Jun ivy_thetechbitch Hey @punkrockprincess, my brother isn't that much of a dick. Just answer your damned phone! 1 Jun goodgollymissmolly @ivy_thetechbitch You're lucky you still have a few more years. It's time for me to be an adult now. Although, I do have a son, and a wonderful one at that, so I'd say my life is pretty great. Nevermind! Lucky me! <3 30 May ivy_thetechbitch I'm done. I'M FUCKING DONE! #freedom 30 May goodgollymissmolly @ivy_thetechbitch I could say the same. I'm dying! Oh wait... My man just got here. Time to release all of this pent up stress! :p 27 May ivy_thetechbitch I think I'm dying. These tests are killing me. Really need to loosen up. Any takers? ;) 27 May ivy_thetechbitch FINALS WEEK! Then I'm free for the summer! #fuckyeah 25 May ivy_thetechbitch Study, study, study! All I can see when I close my eyes are codes and numbers. 21 May ivy_thetechbitch My little brother is officially out of high school! You better watch out RU, the next MLB player will be storming through your doors in the fall! 19 May ivy_thetechbitch I'm so excited! Getting ready for my brother's graduation! #proudsistermoment 19 May ivy_thetechbitch My dorm mate is such a bitch. Stealing my clothes. Seriously? #greedywhores 17 May ivy_thetechbitch Yo, @amedonis, aka sexy asian manmeat. You up for a little you know what a little you know where? Heyyy ;) 15 May goodgollymissmolly @ivy_thetechbitch Hey! No knocking on us soccer moms! Secret ingredients are serious business. No way I'm sharing with those greedy bitches. :p 14 May ivy_thetechbitch Guess soccer moms must deal with some hardcore jealousy if they sick their tech savvy sons on poor women who wont give up that secret ingredient. 14 May ivy_thetechbitch Turns out she caught a virus from a recipe site. Gonna be here for a few more hours recovering her files. #funtimes 14 May ivy_thetechbitch I was only half serious about the porn thing. I swear I love my brother, I do. 14 May ivy_thetechbitch Heading over to my aunt's house. She broke the computer again. Though, I think it might have been my brother watching porn. 14 May ivy_thetechbitch You know, this is a library and not a sports arena, right? #universityproblems 13 May ivy_thetechbitch New tweet template here! #funfunfun Date here TEMPLATE BY LALA YO! OF CAUTION 2.0 |
